I’m the type of man you would catch at a party going through the coats. Of course, you all know me, I’m George St. We are the Yerba Mate tea bags, steaming the counter top of American pop culture.īut who are we as individuals? Do you mind if I get into my big story?Īnd I accept the stage from you, sir. How can I describe the kind of vibe we give off? You know when you walk by a travel agency and you’re like, “What?” – There you go. And you can’t fit your carrot in there, so you gotta use your fingies to scoop it out? Bam! That’s us, baby! You know when you get to the bottom of a tub of hummus. Alan Alda.Īlan Alda, double A, beep, beep! “Get off my property!”īut who are we really? You know? What is our essence? How to describe? Keeping us 100 feet at all times from America’s greatest actor, Mr. Some of our accolades: We are the recipients of a 1997 restraining order.
He’s a real “Aziz, I’m sorry.” But we like to joke that Ravi is the master of fun.īack to us. He’s Ravi Nandan, OK? He’s one of these new Indian types. Yes, he’s studying to be a playwright, so he’s doing tech for us, unpaid, for nine months. Ravi is a junior at the NYU Tisch School for the Arts. We want to also give a shout-out to our dear intern Ravi in the booth. Yeah! Īll right, that covers the business. Also, if you see a camera, you know, look right down the barrel of the lens, all right?Īnd you know, we’re trying to convey that we have a diverse audience, so if you’re white, tonight, if you could just not be. You watch an episode of a show, then you wait a week, and then you binge-watch another episode. We’re filming this as a special for Investigation Discovery. Now, speaking of theater being hot, you’ll notice that we are filming the show tonight. We are gonna have so much fun tonight because theater is the hot, new thing right now. You guys are the reason we do this show! But we will be making eye contact solely with the orchestra. We want to give a shout-out to the mezzanine and the balcony! Which is the coffee breath of neighborhoods.
And we are two legendary bachelors who live on the Upper West Side of Manhattan. Ĭharmed I’m sure, I’m Gil Faizon – And I am George St. I’ll see you after the show.Īnd now, please welcome, Gil Faizon and George St. Geegland will be played by Gil Faizon and George St. Unfortunately at this performance, the roles of Gil Faizon and George St. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Lyceum Theater. Why? ‘Cause we’re filming it for the TV thing.
No, but I’m saying if… Look, you don’t have… You can go in disguises to any place you want, if you know what you’re doing on the hard court. Yeah, but we’re not allowed at that Y anymore. But my point is, if I got an indoor ball… a woman’s ball… and I was at the top of the key, I’d sink more threes. Do they have fountain soda? ‘Cause I don’t like cans. I’m thinking we’ll go do the show, and then we’ll go get… If you want to do a slice, we’ll get a slice.
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